wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Ring Ring Hello? Click

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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