What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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