Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Anti Joke

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