Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Golf.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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AIDS

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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