Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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