- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Obama = ebola

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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