What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Anti Joke

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