- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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