- Anti Joke

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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