what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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