This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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A gay man watches football.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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