why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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