- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

i'm hard

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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