My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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