What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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