- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

What did John name his dog? Doggy

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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