What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Justin Beiber

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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