Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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