What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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