- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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