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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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