Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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