Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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