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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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