whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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