Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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