What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

knock knock go away

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

a. why? b. because I wanted

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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