what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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