What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Obama

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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