Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

a chinese man pays the full price

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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