- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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