What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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