roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What is better than tissues? Correct!

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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