What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A man goes to the potty.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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