- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

i like turtles

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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