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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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