- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Wenis Penis

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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