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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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