What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Your Mom The End.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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