- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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