- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

You know what's funny? A well told joke

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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