- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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