Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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