Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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why am I writing this...im bored

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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p lkl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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12 niqqa 12.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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