- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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