- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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