What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Sir, your wife is dead

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Okay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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