Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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