What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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