- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

copy me and i will kill you

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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