What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Women's rights

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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