- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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