- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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