- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Obama = ebola

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

sweating like antoni with a girl

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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