- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Knock knock, COME IN!

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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