what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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=3

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Q

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Anti Joke

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