Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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taking out the trash... at night

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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