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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why are balck people black because they are

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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