- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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