- Anti Joke

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

womans having rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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