- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

miha kako si?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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