- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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