Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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