- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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