- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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