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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Emily Walker.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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