- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

what came first the chicken or the chips

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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