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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Emily Walker.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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