- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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