- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets should be purple

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Gus's mom

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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