why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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