Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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