- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

the sky is green no it is not

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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