- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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