- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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