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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

So a seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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