America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

black chicken. kfc

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Adam Chebali is awesome

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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