- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Diarrhea

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

I wrote a funny joke.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??