- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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