- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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