Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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