- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??