- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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