- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Racial equality.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

that wall over there ->

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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