- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

The Qur'an

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Whats black and gay? Obama

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Did you know? . You already know!

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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