- Anti Joke

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused