- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A baby seal walks into a club.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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