- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Chris Bosh's neck

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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