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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Sixty... eight

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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